Funny or just totally fake?
Unconfirmed reports are spreading around Portugal that Cristiano Ronaldo is cursed.
Coming up with the rumour is Fernando Nogueira who, according to Correio da Mahna, is a “famous wizard called Fafe”, who claims that the Real Madrid star is the victim of “serious witchcraft” and “a tremendous evil eye”.
Knocking the rumours up a level, is the added claim that “Ronaldo is spiritually and psychologically weakened”.
Ronaldo & witchcraft
Offering a reason why Ronaldo has such bad luck with the spirits, Fernando Nogueira claimed Cristiano’s bad fortune stems from his private life.
Family, to be specific.
For the record, it’s been a busy summer for Ronaldo as he’s added twins to his family, while his girlfriend, Georgina Rodriguez, is pregnant with Cristiano’s fourth child.
National team commitments, however, meant that Cristiano Ronaldo missed his father’s funeral back in 2005.
It’s claimed Ronaldo’s behaviour from 12 years ago is now catching up with the Real Madrid star.
Nogueira believes that Ronaldo’s current woes – his issues with the Spanish tax man and a five game ban picked up in the Spanish Super Cup – are because he missed his dad’s burial. The so-called wizard has said:
There are things weighing on our conscience. However bad a parent (Ronaldo’s father) may have been, having missed his funeral released very powerful negative energies.
Energies? How exactly does one measure that?
There is a solution
You’ll never guess what Fafe has claimed will cure Ronaldo of his ill?
Money? Close.
In fact it’s Ronaldo taking on a personal wizard who will look after his spiritual health.
Nogueira has advised the Madrid star to get “protection”. And does he have a wizard in mind? Of course he does: “If he or her family has a strong wizard, they will treat him well. I am willing to treat him at zero cost.”
