Funny New Year Wishes: Adding a little comedy to your New Year’s wishes can improve things. Send some amusing New Year’s greetings to brighten people’s days. Send your loved ones these funny or snarky New Year’s texts to make them laugh uncontrollably. Make them laugh with your jokes, and they’ll congratulate you on your wit. Here are some humorous New Year’s greetings that you may send to loved ones or post on social media to make them smile. I’m hoping these amusing New Year’s quotations will help brighten this joyful day.
Funny New Year Wishes
New Year’s is the time to forget all your fears, drink a few beers and leave behind all your tears!
I wish you a prosperous new year! Don’t forget to change your calendar.
Don’t ask about my new year’s resolutions because all my past resolutions are yet to be done. Have a blessed new year!
So excited for you guys to ruin another year of your life. Have a merry and Happy New Year 2023.
Happy New Year from someone adorable, handsome, intelligent, and who always wants to see you smiling.
Happy New Year! Spoiler Alert: It’s going to feel the same.
Happy New Year, my love. The next year can be a great year together if you just agree with everything I say.
I would quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
New years are like restart buttons. You think you can push the button and start things all over again but then realize your life is too messed up to be restarted fresh!
My dear friend, I hope you don’t forget me when we meet a year later. A very happy new year to you!
Happy New Year to you! See you next year.
Happy New Year! It’s time to make a new year’s resolution and also to never speak of it again.
Best wishes for the new year! Hope your resolution this year is 4K.
Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!
A new year doesn’t come to change your life. It comes to remind you that one more year has gone and you’re still the same useless moron who thinks he can make his resolutions come true!
May this new year bring you more money so that you can buy expensive gifts for me. Happy new year!
I hope you start the New Year as the start of your old habits. Have the same old beautiful life in a box of New Year!
A new year with the same old worries and tension. Buckle up, drink some more, and peace out for the rest of the night. Happy New Year.
If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents started their new year successfully 😉
May this upcoming year actually bring change in you – not just all your old habits wrapped in a new package! Happy New year, anyways.
May your dreams get fulfilled as well as your bills. Best of luck with the New Year, dear.
If all the heartbreaks and troubles from the last year didn’t make you strong, let me wish you one more year full of agony and tears. I really want you to be stronger. Happy new year!
Though I am wishing you a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband!
I hope you make a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!
Happy new year! How’d it be if instead of bringing happiness, joy and peace, new year’s brought cash, fame and champagne?
May this New Year bring you more problems, tears, and pain. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.
It’s a new year once again and it’s the same old life you’re living once again. What is there to celebrate?
New years are like pages in a book that’s so boring. You always think that the next page will be interesting, but it turns out to be the same every time. Happy new year!
Life is short and every new year makes it even shorter. Happy new year! You just waved goodbye to one more year of your short life!
A very happy new year to you! I hope to recognize the new you.
A new year doesn’t stop the ghosts from your past mistake from coming back to haunt you. So, if you think you’re over it, you’re wrong. Happy new year!
Let us celebrate this New Year’s Eve in honor of the time we successfully wasted this year.
Here’s a new year wish for you before the network gets jammed. I hope you’re having great fun. Wishing you a successful year ahead!
God is kind enough to give you a new year but not so kind to give you a new life. Happy new year 2023!
Funny New Year Messages
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night, Happy New Year!
Wishing you a successful 12 months, a Joyful 52 weeks, lovely 365 days, a memorable 8760 hours, blessings of 525600 minutes and the happiest 31536000 seconds. Happy New Year!
I cannot believe another year has come for us to ruin, and I am looking forward to doing the same thing all over again. Happy new year!
I hope you finally learn how to put your brain to use this year. I wish you a happy new year!
The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.
I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!
I hope this new year brings you joy and happiness because you look so ugly when you cry. I don’t want to witness that ever again.
Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you a Happy New Year.
This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count, and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!
Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Salman Khan, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachchan and Me. All the stars wish you a very happy new year.
A New Year means you will be a little bit older but not any wiser than today! Alas!
If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Happy New Year!
I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.
As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.
This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!
It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body and soul! Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. Happy new year!
They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, So I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!
As you turn a new leaf in your Book of Life with the advent of New Year, here is wishing you the addition of meaningful chapters. Happy New Year 2023!
My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier. But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so that I won’t do it anymore. Happy New Year to you!
May this New Year bring actual change in you – not the recurrence of old habits in a new package.
I promise not to drink beer anymore, but can I have a bottle more since it’s not yet the eve? Happy New Year, dear!
Funny New Year Wishes for Friends
You have so many things to gain this year including success, fame, and wisdom. Don’t just focus on gaining weight instead. Happy new year dear friend!
May you learn to use your brain in the coming year. It’s a wonder that you got through all these years without having one. Happy new year!
Happy New Year, my best friend! You have been with me through thick and thin, hope you can spare one more year.
Wasted another year and will waste more, but thank God I am doing this with you. Happy new year!
I hope you will not spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch. May God give you the strength to fight with laziness. Happy new year!
Have some faith in me this year just like the previous ones- I will be your partner in crime.
Hope you will not be bothered with New Year’s resolutions this year as well. May God bless you, friend.
Oh wait! You are traveling to the future! Take me with you before the night ends. Happy New Year!
What a climactic end to a year! Let’s do it again next year. Happy New Year!
Happy Birthday to the World! And a happy new year to you, my friends.
Have a tremendous New Year while giving everyone a hard time apart from me. Cheers to that.
I hope you will finally pay off all the debts you owe to me for making my life miserable. Looking forward to that, best wishes.
I hope you lose so much weight this year that you can take group selfies with more people on the frame. Happy new year!
A new year, a new beginning? Naah, who are you lying to, mate? Just try to keep things under control this year. Happy New Year.
Last year, I was an absolutely horrible person toward you so that I will make up for it this year, but I don’t think I will apologize for my past deeds. New Year, new me.
One can only dream of having friends like you. Pinch me to make it true. Happy New Year, my friends!
May your year be filled with no mistakes- oh wait! You are a mistake in itself. Joking! Have a wonderful time in this festive season.
I hope I won’t have to do stupid things alone this year, not letting you go this easy. Happy new year, buddy!
Welcome the New Year with your ugly smile and scare all the evils away. Have a great year ahead.
This year, I won’t be able to wish you success, as you already have so much. This will be my year! Here’s to another new year!
Funny New Year Quotes
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” – Joey Adams
“It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.” – William Thomas
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
“I will quit drinking beer from 2023 new year’s eve but red wine, Russian vodka and champagne are welcome!”
“This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.” – Taylor Swift
“New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” – Mark Twain
“Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.” – Brooks Atkinson
“I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years.” – Henry Moore
“New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.” – James Agate
“New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.” – Charles Lamb
“My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.” -Anonymous
“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.” – Oscar Wilde
May you become a billionaire this year, as I have dreamt that you are going to gift me a bungalow! Have a prosperous New Year!
It is a New Year wish from someone intelligent, beautiful and sexy; I want to see you always happy!
Always keep a smile, forget the tears, enjoy the laughter, and set aside the fear; wish you an amazing year!
May you have a New Year full of rocking things that never happened before! Cheers to another year of life!
This Year, I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter on weekends. Happy New Year!
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cookbooks and then end up heating frozen food at mealtimes.
Funny New Year Quotes for Him
Hope you are not looking to make new starts to the old New Year habits. Love you tons.
This New Year, I wish you overcome all the obstacles and Have an awesome new year, my lifeline.
Happy New Year, Dear! Another year of dating the most perfect guy in the world! You should feel lucky, my love!
May this New Year bring you opportunities to go crazy, love. Happy New Year. Let’s drink till we pass out.
May this new year your resolution be to buy me more gifts and hold my shopping bags. Happy new year, sweety!
I hope this New Year brings you happiness and also a lot of money so that you can afford to shower me with lavish presents. Happy New Year!
May all your healthy life habits get stored in your mindset and bring you perfect results. Happy New Year, love.
Hope all your troubles last as long as your will to fulfill your New Year’s resolution. Happy New Year and happy days, darling.
Kinda excited about ruining your next year also. By the way, Happy New Year, my love!
I will try to be more understanding, less critical, more thoughtful, and less annoying this year. Enjoy the brand new year!
I hope that I will be with a woman other than you this New Year. I am tired of being your boyfriend. I think I want to try being your husband instead.
Happy New Year! Thanks for being by my side and doing stupidity with me on this day and every other one.
Happy new year, love! I hope this year you finally realize I am right about everything.
Funny New Year Quotes for Her
Cheers to another year of resolution you would meet halfway through, but sweetheart, I would love you anyway.
May the drinks take you throughout the year and make you forget about your miserable times. Best wishes, darling.
Another year had passed of me tolerating the annoying you. I hope you are less annoying this year. Happy new year!
My person, Happy New Year. May this year brings you love and happiness. I hope I will disappoint you lesser than last year. Tons of Love.
Seems like your new year’s resolution is already pixeled, Honey! Anyway, Happy New Year!
On this New Year’s Eve, I pray to God to grant me the patience to laugh at all your puns and the motivation to let you spoil me with gifts. Happy New Year, Love!
All I wish is that this new eve comes with a lot of joys for you since you look ugly while crying. Happy New Year!
May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since the Black Friday sale.
Happy New Year, Sweetheart. I hope you won’t shed ugly tears this year at all. I would love to witness only your happy face. Love you.
May God bless us and grace me with patience to deal with you. Joking, you are the LOML. Happy New Year, babe!
Happy new year, sweetheart! I hope this year you shop a little less than you usually do and save some money.
This year, may you learn how to cook more delicious food so that I can have the time of my life. Here’s to another new year!
Funny New Year Wishes For Colleagues & Boss
Dear boss, in the blink of an eye, a new year has arrived upon us. So without further ado, please add that “extra” bit to our salaries! 😀 Happy New Year, boss!
Wishing you a happy and prosperous new year, dear workmate! Now, forget the past, and move on to better places! 😛
I hope this new year gives us new reasons to complain to the management! Jokes apart, Happy New Year, my fellow corporate comrades!
Happy New Year, boss! We don’t need free lunch, we just need free “dollars”! 😀
I wish you the very best new year, which will knock out every other new year wish out of the park!
May your trips and tricks work amazing for you in this upcoming year. Stay sane and sober.
New Year is a new beginning, so make new resolutions that you are absolutely going to ditch this year. Happy New Year.
Sarcastic New Year Wishes 2023
Don’t be so worried about what you eat between Christmas and New Year’s but worry more about what you eat between New Year’s and Christmas.
May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!
Another year has come, and we are still wasting our time doing nothing. Time for us to celebrate this again. Happy new year!
Do I need new resolutions this year? I don’t think so, since I have already finished all possible resolutions. Happy new year!
My new year’s resolution is to let go of all my bad habits. Let’s go and do it all together for the last time again. Happy new year!
New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!
I’m sorry, a special sorry for you! Please Excuse my mistakes at the beginning of the new year and Get Ready in New Year for New Mistakes! Because I can’t change myself, Happy New Year!
Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!
Cheers to the upcoming year- to the new blenders that we will bring into our lives. Best of luck to us.
This New Year brings you new opportunities hope you will not be a scarecrow and ace them. Then again, you as a scarecrow would look good. Happy New Year.
This new year, make some resolutions you will at least try to fulfill rather than the past year’s one. Best of luck and Happy New Year.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now ordinary… which means you have met your New Year’s resolution.
May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.
May you have the grace and wisdom to act kindly, learning to distinguish between what is personal and what is not. May you have good friends to mirror your blind spots.
It’s New Year’s Eve! Time for fireworks and treats. Just be careful though, Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two. Have a wonderful new year!
May you abandon fear, addictions and all other kinds of suppression and slavery in the coming year.
